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Mirador – Mirador Burger

WOW. Mind blown. Every bite of this burger was delightful. The “seeduction” bun from The Commissary downstairs brought tons of flavor and works nicely with the sharp cheddar and cooked to order patty.

Masticated in: July 2018

Mash’d – Cheeseburger

Poor bun, dry patty, and I dunno something else about how this burger sucks and we wouldn’t go back. Keep your burger butts moving.

Masticated in: March 2018

Mockingbird Diner – The Mockingburger

Yall heard of Maple & Motor? This here is their next concept, which is why the burgers look like cousins, save the poppy seed bun. It’s delicious, obviously.

Masticated in: March 2018

Up On Knox – 44 Farms Beef Burger

Extraordinary effort from Up on Knox. Huge pile of bacon on top of a 44 farms patty between a fluffy bun. Go get it. +

Masticated in: March 2018

Al Biernat’s – Al’s Burger

If you find yourself at Al’s, pass on the burger in favor of the prime rib. The burger here seems forgotten and only on the menu as a formality.

Masticated in: January 2018

White Rock Alehouse & Brewery – Alehouse Burger

Super crisp fresh veg, well balanced, and topped off with delicious pork belly. If you happen to drop in, ask for Brad, a dear friend of eat this beef, he’ll make sure you have a good time.

Masticated in: January 2018

The Cedars Social – Cedars Social Burger

The Cedar’s burger was marginal at best. Maybe that’s why they changed up and serve tex-mex now! This place is not technically closed but they no longer serve a burger.

Masticated in: December 2017

Haywire – TX Akaushi Beef Burger

Super fancy tasty classic burger here. We love the everything bun and the patty was cooked to order, but you’ll have to needle your way through Legacy West in order to get to this one. God speed!

Masticated in: December 2017

Armoury D.E. – Damn Burger

The Damn Burger at Armoury D.E. is nothing short of fantastic. A short rib and brisket blended patty, Widmer cheddar, and LTO. Comes cooked to order on a fresh Challah bun. Give Peter a high five behind the bar for us!

Masticated in: May 2018

Hopdoddy Burger Bar – Llano Poblano

We visited Hopdoddy in Austin circa 2011 before it arrived in Dallas and I must say the consistency between cities is on point, however their baked in-house buns cannot support the amount of fat in the grind so you end up with a wet sloppy albeit delicious mess. Also Hopdoddy is in the middle of Yuppie heaven. Enjoy that.

Masticated in: February 2018