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Hi! Thanks for stopping by. Eat this beef has been searching for the best burgers in Dallas, TX for six years and our life long quest continues to this day. We check out new places almost every week so drop in again as the top ten is ever-evolving. ETB is burger centric in that we're not concerned with price, atmosphere, service, etc. It's all about the burger. We will however comment on the aforementioned if the restaurant delivers above and beyond. We prefer a "best of the best" short list as opposed to a lengthy list of options coupled with a complicated ranking system. Less is more.

Established in 2010, eat this beef has cataloged 219 burgers in the DFW area to date.

BURGERS THAT JUST MET OUR BELLIES

HIDE - Double Cheeseburger

2816 Elm St, Dallas, TX 75226Street View

HIDE's Double Cheeseburger

This is an excellent burger lacking greens. The beer onions and garlic aioli give it a nice bite, even though it has butter pickles.

Masticated in: Oct 2017

Harlowe MXM - MXM Burger

2823 Main St, Dallas, TX 75226Street View

Harlowe MXM's MXM Burger

Yes, yes, yes. We love when a newcomer on the burger scene blows us away. Lovely bun and veg, brittle brisket and short rib patty warmed by a blanket of cheese. You have the option of adding a lobster tail for $8 but trust us, the beef speaks for itself. Also, there's few people in Dallas that are willing to pay for a $24 burger

Masticated in: Sep 2017

Blatt Beer & Table - Backyard Burger

7859 Walnut Hill Ln, Dallas, TX 75230Street View

Blatt Beer & Table's Backyard Burger

Well this is a first, veg pinned to the top of the bun? Neat. Other than that, nothing to see here.

Masticated in: Sep 2017

Texas Scratch Kitchen - TSK Burger

5600 W Lovers Ln, Dallas, TX 75209Street View

Texas Scratch Kitchen's TSK Burger

A great neighborhood spot offers a simple tasty burger. The bun set it apart as it's made in-house.

Masticated in: Sep 2017

Big Daddy's Convenience Store - Cheeseburger

4121 Colonial Ave, Dallas, TX 75215Street View

Big Daddy's Convenience Store's Cheeseburger

Excellent fried chicken salad here, but not worth getting anything else @ Big Daddy's

Masticated in: Sep 2017

Grayson Social - Kobe Burger

1555 Elm St, Dallas, TX 75201Street View

Grayson Social's Kobe Burger

Tucked inside of a hotel, Grayson Social is a craft cocktail with Southern fare. Their burger (albeit expensive) is super tasty. Fresh baked bun, pickled red onion, and pimento cheese that works surprisingly well will keep us coming back.

Masticated in: Sep 2017

Hudson House - The Cheeseburger

4448 Lovers Ln, Dallas, TX 75225Street View

Hudson House's The Cheeseburger

We were disappointed that Hudson House's burger wasn't on par with its sister restaurant, East Hampton Sandwich Co. A weak effort indeed.

Masticated in: Sep 2017

The People's Last Stand - Stand-Alone Burger

5319 E Mockingbird Ln, Dallas, TX 75206Street View

The People's Last Stand's Stand-Alone Burger

Yuppie joint serves yuppie burger. What's not to love? Cooked to order and worth a visit.

Masticated in: Aug 2017

Campisi's - Cheeseburger

5610 E Mockingbird Ln, Dallas, TX 75206Street View

Campisi's's Cheeseburger

Yes, Campisi's has an off-menu burger -- just ask for it! It's what you'd expect for a pizza joint.

Masticated in: Aug 2017

Dallas Beer Kitchen - Texas Fair Burger

1802 Greenville Ave, Dallas, TX 75206Street View

Dallas Beer Kitchen's Texas Fair Burger

This here is filed under the novelty burger section. Sounds good on paper but after digging in it turns into a giant [delicious] mess.

Masticated in: Jul 2017

Burger House - Double Cheeseburger

6913 Hillcrest Ave, Dallas, TX 75205Street View

Burger House's Double Cheeseburger

Your typical diner burger with thin patties and standard veg if you're into that sorta thing. Tasty.

Masticated in: Jul 2017

Wingfield's - Cheeseburger

2615 S Beckley Ave, Dallas, TX 75224Street View

Wingfield's's Cheeseburger

Hands down without a doubt the best burger in Dallas (to date). It's massive, cheap, well seasoned, and insanely delicious. But there's a caveat, no seating! Enjoy this beef behemoth with your friends at the park down the way. Be sure to bring a six pack and plenty of shop towels to soak up the glorious mess. NOTE: Updated Pics!

Masticated in: Jul 2017

Slater's 50/50 - The Original 50/50

2817 Greenville Ave, Dallas, TX 75206Street View

Slater's 50/50's The Original 50/50

In a world where "burgers are designed," Slater's 50/50 touts themselves a pork-focused burger shop as they crank out 50% beef and 50% bacon patties. We tried their original (which the server claimed put them on the map) but we feel it's a map of shame, terrible and embarrassing shame. The patty had this pale sponge like texture and it was damn near revolting. If you ever decide to step into this joint, be sure to avoid the 50/50 blend. Like, ew.

Masticated in: Jul 2017

Top Knot - TK Double Patty Burger

2817 Maple Ave, Dallas, TX 75201Street View

Top Knot's TK Double Patty Burger

This burger is super cheap ($5) and ONLY available during happy hour from a fine dining restaurant above the famous Uchi sushi joint. However it's tiny with just bacon cheese and pickles aboard, but for the price we can make an exception.

Masticated in: Jun 2017

Kickshaws Fast Gastro Food & Drink - House Burger

6713 W Northwest Hwy, Dallas, TX 75225Street View

Kickshaws Fast Gastro Food & Drink's House Burger

Overcooked patty and stock ingredients do not impress inside this fast casual eatery. We don't know what else to say besides skip it.

Masticated in: Jun 2017

Next Door Dallas - Next Door Dallas

2908 McKinney Ave, Dallas, TX 75204Street View

Next Door Dallas's Next Door Dallas

We'll be back for the novelty factor alone. The top bun is injected with a hot creamy mix of gruyere that spills out into a river of delicious ooze as you cut (or bite) into the burger. It's tasty, but make sure to grab a few extra napkins.

Masticated in: Jun 2017

Holy Grail Pub - Holy Grail Burger

8240 Preston Rd, Plano, TX 75024Street View

Holy Grail Pub's Holy Grail Burger

It's a pub burger with 1,000s of different cheeses to choose from which won't hurt your face hole.

Masticated in: May 2017

Stellar - Stellar Cheeseburger

2810 N Henderson Ave, Dallas, TX 75206Street View

Stellar's Stellar Cheeseburger

Great looking staff, bad looking burger. Stellar's effort is akin to your typical Uptown bar food leaving nothing memorable. Keep moving.

Masticated in: May 2017

Junction Craft Kitchen - Texas Akaushi Smash Burger

2901 Elm St, Dallas, TX 75226Street View

Junction Craft Kitchen's Texas Akaushi Smash Burger

Formally Kitchen LTO, Junction Craft Kitchen makes a tasty burger. We loved the garlic mayo and fresh baked brioche bun. Crispy Akaushi patties with some nice veg entices us to return.

Masticated in: May 2017

CBD Provisions - Double Cheeseburger

1530 Main St, Dallas, TX 75201Street View

CBD Provisions's Double Cheeseburger

Much disappoint. CBD fell off hard with their burger. This is a waxy leaning tower of american cheese mess between a bun that doesn't withstand the moisture. Every ingredient gets undercut by the cheese flavor. CBD: you are not Chris Madrid's.

Masticated in: May 2017