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Grub Burger Bar – Cadillac Wagyu

Grub aint kidding, their wagyu has a noticeable flavor difference. Delicious. The roasted garlic aoli coupled with swiss lent some tasty bites as well. Much better than when we went to Grub back in 2013 fam.

Masticated in: September 2019

Elm Street Cask & Kitchen – Elm Street Burger

Formerly Grayson Social, rebranded to Cask & Kitchen, the beef is very similar, still tasty. Smoked cheddar and coffee bacon? Yes please. The bun is locally sourced, but the chef wouldn’t tell us where from :/

Masticated in: August 2019

Chip’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers – Pick Your Burger

The poppy seed bun is paramount to the flavor here. Excellent flat top diner burger that hits all the areas of interest in your face hole.

Masticated in: August 2019

Yummy Burgers & BBQ – American Liberty

God damn, if you plan not to eat for a minute, hit this spot. Very strange [old] grill flavor turned us off big time though.

Masticated in: August 2019

JC’s – JC’s Nooner Burger

Ah man, the patty was so hot it burned our mouths. Had to wait five minutes before divulging, but probs never again.

Masticated in: August 2019

Harvest – House Hamburger

Harvest likes to do everything in house. The whole wheat bun was an interesting addition, and not too cake-like which is nice. The ground brisket, chuck, and short rib really shine.

Masticated in: August 2019

Munchiez – Munchiez Burger

Tasty. Munchiez touts their kimchi aoli but we couldn’t pick it out of the flavors. Would Munchie again.

Masticated in: August 2019

BurgerIM – Angus Beef

Sonic does a better job than this dreck. Low quality ingredients, no flavor, fuck off.

Masticated in: August 2019

Brickhouse Burgers and Shakes – Brickhouse Burger

Yikes. Terrible. Bun was rock hard and it fucked up the roof of our mouths and the beef was boring.

Masticated in: July 2019

Lazy Dog – All-American

This is a super fun place to take your furry friend, there’s even a dog menu! Decent burger here, would lazy dog again.

Masticated in: July 2019

Tight Ends Sports Bar & Grill – All-American Cheese Burger

Haha. You definitely don’t go to Tight Ends for the food or service, both are really bad, but who cares, much trade-off! Such wow!

Masticated in: July 2019

Son of a Butcher – The Classic / Burnt Ends

Probs the best sliders we’ve had in Dallas. Crispy edges, great flavor, fun combinations.

Masticated in: July 2019

The Henry – Wagyu Burger

Perfect execution at this Uptown spot. We loved the white cheddar and the grilled onions weren’t too soggy.

Masticated in: June 2019

Commissary – Cheeseburger

Holy shit, eat the beef @ Commissary. It features dry aged chuck, jalapeno relish, and smoked mayo which all contribute to the unique flavor of this burger.

Masticated in: June 2019

Mattito’s Tex-Mex Restaurant – Cheeseburger

We heard this off menu burger is the beef bomb dot com but nah bro, nah. They put in zero effort, guess that’s why it’s off menu 🙂

Masticated in: June 2019

Rapscallion – Grass Fed Burger

Rapscallion really went downhill the second time we went about a year later. Sad. This is why we keep coming back to spots in the top ten! The bun fell apart and the pimento cheese was lost.

Masticated in: June 2019

BurgerFi – Bacon Cheeseburger

This branded out of the box burger is pretty good. We enjoyed it. It’s akin to all the other yuppie burgers out there.

Masticated in: June 2019

Maple Landing – 737 Burger

A child of State + Allen, Maple Landing opened up next to its sibling, Social Pies. The service is very friendly here and the burger is the best you’ll find on Maple Ave. It’s named after the now infamous Boeing airplane because ML is near Love Field.

Masticated in: May 2019

Alamo Club – Bacon Cheddar Burger

Former Town Hearth chef Austin Rodgers spawned this casual neighborhood spot. The burger is accompanied by dressed arugula which brings a refreshing bite. We feel there are better burgers to be had in lower Greenville, so expand your options if you’re looking to beef.

Masticated in: April 2019

SkinnyFATS – Cherry Popper

Healthy things on the left side of the menu, unhealthy things on the right. Obviously we came for the right. The spicy slaw and pepper marmalade kicks this burger up a notch. The side salad had some fried chick peas in it, clever! We’re totes skinny fat now.

Masticated in: April 2019