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BURGERS THAT JUST MET OUR BELLIES
Bullion – Bullion Burger
When we add a burger to the top ten it’s because we’ve tasted nothing like it before in the scene. The au jus flavor from the patty, onion jam, and emmental cheese sent our taste buds to the moon. Each ingredient fits perfectly into the whole. It’s expensive ($16) but bovine bliss is priceless.
Cedar & Vine – C&V Burger
Big grill flavor at C&V. Looks like they took a torch to the cheese and it tastes like there was worcestershire in the special sauce (which is usually a mix of mayo ketchup and mustard). We’d come back.
Earls Kitchen + Bar – Bigger Better Burger
A Creekstone Farms black angus beef patty on a brioche bun. It had a pretty strong mustard flavor by default so be weary of that. Super swanky place and delicious food!
Braindead Brewing – “The Parlor” Patty Melt
Well we never made it to The Parlor to try their patty melt, but unfortunately it’s closed. The chef hopped across the street To Braindead to serve it there. We found it dry, overcooked, and all we tasted was beef butter and bread. If that’s your thing, check it out by all means, at least for the rotating beer tap.
Mirador – Mirador Burger
WOW. Mind blown. Every bite of this burger was delightful. The “seeduction” bun from The Commissary down the street brought tons of flavor and works nicely with the sharp cheddar and cooked to order patty.
Mash’d – Cheeseburger
Poor bun, dry patty, and I dunno something else about how this burger sucks and we wouldn’t go back. Keep your burger butts moving.
Mockingbird Diner – The Mockingburger
Yall heard of Maple & Motor? This here is their next concept, which is why the burgers look like cousins, save the poppy seed bun. It’s delicious, obviously.
Up On Knox – 44 Farms Beef Burger
Extraordinary effort from Up on Knox. Huge pile of bacon on top of a 44 farms patty between a fluffy bun. Go get it if you’ve got some extra cash in your pocket. This place is fancy!
Al Biernat’s – Al’s Burger
If you find yourself at Al’s, pass on the burger in favor of the prime rib. The burger here seems forgotten and only on the menu as a formality.
White Rock Alehouse & Brewery – Alehouse Burger
Super crisp fresh veg, well balanced, and topped off with delicious pork belly. If you happen to drop in, ask for Brad, a dear friend of eat this beef, he’ll make sure you have a good time.
The Cedars Social – Cedars Social Burger
The Cedar’s burger was marginal at best. Maybe that’s why they changed up and serve tex-mex now! This place is not technically closed but they no longer serve a burger.
Haywire – TX Akaushi Beef Burger
Super fancy tasty classic burger here. We love the everything bun and the patty was cooked to order, but you’ll have to needle your way through Legacy West in order to get to this one. God speed!
Armoury D.E. – Damn Burger
The Damn Burger at Armoury D.E. is nothing short of fantastic. A short rib and brisket blended patty, Widmer cheddar, and LTO. Comes cooked to order on a fresh Challah bun. Give Peter a high five behind the bar for us!
Hopdoddy Burger Bar – Llano Poblano
We visited Hopdoddy in Austin circa 2011 before it arrived in Dallas and I must say the consistency between cities is on point, however their baked in-house buns cannot support the amount of fat in the grind so you end up with a wet sloppy albeit delicious mess. Also Hopdoddy is in the middle of Yuppie heaven. Enjoy that.
Highland Tap and Burger – Battle Royal
Extra crispy patties piled high with veg make this spot a winner. Pop in next door for an extra special treat.
Stoic & Genuine – Double Cheese Burger
Simply incredible. This place was high on the 2017 Denver burger bracket so we had to check it out. Fine dining burger at its best. We love the description on the menu: bun, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, LTO, bun $13.
The Burger Stand – The Classic
Fantastic burger and even better sauces to accompany the splendid duck fat fries.
Coyote Bluff Cafe – Burger From Hell
Sadly this burger did not live up to the hype, however we think it’s the best burger Amarillo has to offer.
HIDE – Double Cheeseburger
This is an excellent burger lacking greens. The beer onions and garlic aioli give it a nice bite, even though it has butter pickles.
Harlowe MXM – MXM Burger
Yes, yes, yes. We love when a newcomer on the burger scene blows us away. Lovely bun and veg, brittle brisket and short rib patty warmed by a blanket of cheese. You have the option of adding a lobster tail for $8 but trust us, the beef speaks for itself. Also, there’s few people in Dallas that are willing to pay for a $24 burger