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Hi! Thanks for stopping by. We check out new places almost every week so drop in again as the top ten is ever-evolving. ETB is burger centric in that we're not concerned with price, atmosphere, service, etc. It's all about the burger. We will however comment on the aforementioned if the restaurant delivers above and beyond. We prefer a "best of the best" short list as opposed to a lengthy list of options coupled with a complicated ranking system. Less is more.

BURGERS THAT JUST MET OUR BELLIES

Nova - Angus Brisket Burger

1417 W Davis St., Dallas, TX 75208

Nova's Angus Brisket Burger

The best part about this burger is the grind, but everything else is lacking - especially veggies

The Hay Merchant - Cease And Desist Burger

1100 Westheimer Road, Houston, TX 77006

The Hay Merchant's Cease And Desist Burger

Hit Shady's if you're looking for a super greasy burger. They use a ton of fat in their grind and it falls apart upon slaying, but other than that we'd return

Mexican Sugar - Hamburguesa

7501 Lone Star Dr., Plano, TX 75024

Mexican Sugar's Hamburguesa

Mexican Sugar is Whiskey Cake's sister restaurant and it does not disappoint. Their house ground patty and oaxaca cheese set it apart from the rest and give it a Spanish flavor

Boxwood Tap + Grill - The Triple B AKA Bourbon Bacon Burger

2901 Thomas Ave., Dallas, TX 75204

Boxwood Tap + Grill's The Triple B AKA Bourbon Bacon Burger

Boxwood's effort is tasty indeed, but not much bourbon flavor to be had. We recommend this if you're near Uptown

Maple & Motor - Cheeseburger

4810 Maple Ave, Dallas, TX 75219

Maple & Motor's Cheeseburger

Uber toasty bun, crispy patty, and fresh vegetables deliver an all around classic. The place is small and usually packed, but they are equipped with party seating magicians. You'll always get a seat no matter how long the line is.

Grub Burger Bar - Guacapotle

4925 Greenville Ave., Dallas, TX 75206

Grub Burger Bar's Guacapotle

Can't think of anything special as this burger feels plain and simple, keep moving

Nick & Sam's Grill - The NSG Burger

2816 Fairmount Street, Dallas, TX 75201

Nick & Sam's Grill's The NSG Burger

Nick and Sam's proper is one of my favorite places to go for a steak, but their grill doesn't do a good job making a burger. It's average and boring to the taste buds

Blue Plate Kitchen - Tenderloin Brisket Burger

6130 Luther Ln., Dallas, TX 75225

Blue Plate Kitchen's Tenderloin Brisket Burger

BPK's effort is delicious and the brie cheese makes it interesting

Dee Lincoln Steak & Burger Bar - Lamb Burger

2626 Howell St., Dallas, TX 75204

Dee Lincoln Steak & Burger Bar's Lamb Burger

We know, we know it's not beef, but it's still red divine fatty meat. Picked onions and feta give this burger a unique flavor on top the lamb and the combination is nothing short of mind blowing

Dallas Beer Kitchen - As Good As It Gets

1802 Greenville Ave. #110, Dallas, TX 75206

Dallas Beer Kitchen's As Good As It Gets

There's a burger for everyone at DBK. Pair your beef with a delicious beer from their giant draft selection. Their burgers are a step above pub food here

Work - Work Burger

2618 Elm St., Dallas, TX 75226

Work's Work Burger

A very weak pub burger at Work. Cool concept though

Contigo - Burger & Fries

2027 Anchor Lane, Austin, TX 78723

Contigo's Burger & Fries

Crisp and organic veggies coupled with the house-made challah bun makes this burger a delight

The Lot - The Lot Burger

7530 E Grand Ave, Dallas, TX 75214

The Lot's The Lot Burger

The Lot has a nice patio going for them and a decent beer selection, but that's about it. We won't be coming back hungry at any point in time

MAX's Wine Dive - The Signature Blend Burger

3600 McKinney Ave., Ste. 100, Dallas, TX 75204

MAX's Wine Dive's The Signature Blend Burger

When Max says signature blend he aint kidding: angus and short rib, brisket, chuck and beef belly. A tasty blend indeed, Max

Shady's Burgers - Shadys Burger

2701 Custer Parkway #915, Richardson, TX 75080

Shady's Burgers's Shadys Burger

Hit Shady's if you're looking for a super greasy burger. They use a ton of fat in their grind and it falls apart upon slaying, but other than that we'd return

East Hampton Sandwich Co. - Cheeseburger

6912 Snider Plaza, Dallas, TX 75205

East Hampton Sandwich Co.'s Cheeseburger

The moist and airy bun from Empire Baking and sriracha dijonnaise adds a distinctive twist to this burger. The homemade chips are a unique accompaniment to most of the meals here.

Off-Site Kitchen - Do It Murph-Style

2226 Irving Blvd., Dallas, TX 75207

Off-Site Kitchen's Do It Murph-Style

Holy hell this is a great burger. It's small, but the roasted jalapeno and smoked bacon relish definitely sets it apart. Off-Site Kitchen is part of the Neighborhood Services family so what's not to love?

Wingfield's - Bacon Cheeseburger

2615 S Beckley Ave, Dallas, TX 75224

Wingfield's's Bacon Cheeseburger

Hands down without a doubt the best burger in Dallas (to date). It's massive, cheap, well seasoned, and insanely delicious. But there's a caveat, no seating! Enjoy this beef behemoth with your friends at the park down the way. Be sure to bring a six pack and plenty of shop towels to soak up the glorious mess. NOTE: Updated Pics!

Boulevardier - Tate Farms Burger

408 N. Bishop Ave., Dallas, TX 75224

Boulevardier's Tate Farms Burger

Hands down without a doubt the best burger in Dallas (to date). It's massive, cheap, well seasoned, and insanely delicious. But there's a caveat, no seating! Enjoy this beef behemoth with your friends at the park down the way. Be sure to bring a six pack and plenty of shop towels to soak up the glorious mess. NOTE: Updated Pics!

The Porch - The Stodg

2912 N. Henderson, Dallas, TX 75206

The Porch's The Stodg

Great place to go for lunch and awesome atmosphere. The Stodg is the best burger crowned with a fried egg we've ever had. <b>UPDATE</b>: We revisited The Porch and discovered that they changed up on us. The Stodg is now delivered on a plate instead of a basket, and the beef has been upgraded. Still a Stodg, still glorious, still #3.