The Legend Lives on.

Hello there. Top of the website to you.

I’m Brian Parks and I love to eat burgers. I also love to make computers go beep boop beep boop.

ETB was written from the ground up and is utilizing the newest steamy hotness

WOW.

And now, a message about burgers:

“BURGER. The mere mention of the word elicits a Pavlovian salivation from men and women the world over.

An easily uttered two syllables used to define a food both beautiful in its pure minimalist pragmatism and fascinating in its immeasurable permutations.

Bun + Patty + Various Adornments + Bun = Burger.