XX. 3rd Base - The Hangover
2390 Parkwood Blvd. Frisco, TX 75034 map
Suffering from a hangover and consuming this burger is not a good combination. Mrs Baird's delivered the bun and the patty was like a warm piece of charcoal.

XX. 12 Burgers - 12 Burger
6006 Belt Line Rd., Dallas, TX, 75254 map
We thought the twelve burger tasted like a gourmet Sonic burger. Do not want.

XX. Angry Dog - Cheeseburger
2726 Commerce, Dallas, Texas 75226 map
The Angry Dog is an extremely popular place. There was a line out the door when we left (eatthisbeef.com knows to arrive early). We feel that AD's popularity is due more to atmosphere than its food. In all honesty, the 'Angry Dog' was much better than the burger. Also, we don't like when assembly is required.

XX. Balls Hamburgers - Cheeseburger
4343 W Northwest Hwy, Dallas, TX 75220 map
Balls was recommended to me by local culinary legend Kent Rathbun (Abacus/Jasper's/Blue Plate). The burgers are decent, but they remind us too much of a backyard BBQ.

XX. Bone Daddy's House of Smoke - 1/2 LB Cheeseburger
3916 North Dallas Parkway, Plano, TX 75093 map
A typical breastaurant burger, nothing special

XX. Burger Girl - Single Patty Burger
4444 McKinney Ave, Dallas, TX 75205 map
Come here for the girl, but not for the burger (if you like waitress by day stripper by night, seriously). The patty was terribly small, and overall taste was painfully lacking.

XX. Burger Spot - Cali Burger
9090 Skillman St, Dallas, TX, 75243 map
This place is brand new so we had to give it some love. A well rounded burger here, but a bit on the small side. Nothing jumps out at us that justifies a return trip.

XX. Burguesa Burger - La Monumental
710 Ft. Worth Ave., Dallas, TX 75208 map
We love the unique style of this one. Refried beans, tostada, and ham? Yes, but it's not as monumental as the name implies.

XX. Capitol Pub - The Capitol Burger
2401 North Henderson Avenue, Dallas, Texas 75206 map
Capitol Pub wins the worst burger in DFW to date. Their egregious effort was absolutely repulsive. It wasn't cooked to order, excluded vegetables, and sat on a tasteless bun from a commercial bakery

XX. Club Schmitz - Cheeseburger
9661 Denton Drive, Dallas, TX 75220 map
Club Schmitz is exactly what you want in a quiet, local dive bar experience. Cold, cheap beer and excellent service compliment this place well. However, their burgers are average and don't find a slot in the top ten.

XX. Company Cafe - The Company Burger
2217 Greenville Avenue, Dallas, Texas 75206 map
Patty was overcooked, bun was dry and tasteless, and the veggies were limited.

XX. Crossroads Diner - The Crossroads Burger
8121 Walnut Hill Lane Suite 1100, Dallas, TX 75231 map
Crossroads Diner is a great concept with a bright atmosphere. We found that their burger is difficult to set apart from the rest. It's good, but lacked that emphatic impact that we look for.

XX. Farnatchi Gourmet Oven - Farnatchi Burger
3001 Knox Street, Dallas, TX 75205 map
Nice bun, but there was no getting around the overcooked patty as it's stuffed with a sort of cheese sauce. The rosemary potatoes are nice, but we prefer a side of fries to go with a tasty burger.

XX. Five Guys - Cheeseburger
8240 Preston Road, Plano, TX 75024 map
Decent burger, two patties by default, however the structural integrity of the patties was not up to par. We experienced excess dropage which was unpleasant. The fries are tasty, and we love that they offer vinegar to garnish them with.

XX. Flaming Burger - Mushroom Jalapeno Burger
11255 Garland Road, Dallas, TX 75218 map
Super crispy big sesame seed equipped buns, great flavor, and it's massive. Surprisingly great onion rings as well.

XX. Fred's Texas Cafe - Blue Cheese Burger
915 Currie Street, Fort Worth, TX 76107 map
This burger looks much better than it tastes. Nothing sets this burger apart from the rest. The cheese fries are pretty good but don't come close to the almighty Snuffer's.

XX. Hole In The Wall - Cheeseburger
11654 Harry Hines Boulevard, Dallas, TX 75229 map
It's better than a fast food burger, but that's about it. Their fries are pleasant as they have a unique taste. Also, the atmosphere is consistent with the name of this place.

XX. Houston's Hamburgers - Bacon Cheeseburger
5745 State Highway 121, Lewisville, TX 75056 map
Decent bun, patties were tiny and lifeless. Fries and onion rings tasted like they were from a frozen bag.

XX. In-N-Out Burger - Double Double
2800 Preston Rd., Frisco, TX 75034 map
We typically don't set foot in fast food burger joints, but eat this beef has been, and of course it fucking fails.

XX. Jake's Old Fashioned Hamburgers - Jake's Special
5505 Belt Line Rd, Dallas, TX 75254 map
Thousand Island dressing makes this burger unique, but it's lacking in patty and it looks like the cook sat on it before they brought it out. Reminds us of fast food.

XX. JG's Old Fashioned Hamburgers - Double Cheeseburger
12101 Greenville Ave, Ste. 109, Dallas, TX 75243 map
JG's is an extremely popular place for lunch. Tasty, but nothing to report.

XX. Keller's Drive In - Double Cheeseburger
6537 East Northwest Highway, Dallas, TX 75231 map
The toppings were disappointing on this burger. A slab of onions and no lettuce? We do not like. However, the price is right, and it definitely rivals your local fast food joint.

XX. Kenny's Burger Joint - Pepperjack Guacamole Burger
1377 Legacy Drive, Frisco, Texas 75034 map
Fluffy buns, decent burger. Kenny's has a quaint local atmosphere with a decent bar area. Beer is always a plus. It tastes like they add sugar to the fries, that's not cool.

XX. McKinney Avenue Tavern - Big Al's Random Bacon Cheeseburger
2822 McKinney Avenue, Dallas, TX 75204 map
Nothing to say about this one except, well, fail.

XX. Meddlesome Moth - Burgundy Pasture Burger
1621 Oak Lawn Avenue, Dallas, TX 75207 map
New, contemporary, and cozy atmosphere add to the burger potential here. Classy presentation, but the patty tasted like it was on the grill in shrimp remnants which provided for a very strange and unappetizing flavor.

XX. Press Box Grill - Cowboy Burger
1623 Main Street, Dallas, Texas 75201 map
Overcooked patty, dry bun, uncooked bacon and lack of attention to detail make for an unfortunate experience at Press Box Grill.

XX. Rooster's Roadhouse - Cheese Double Burger
113 Industial St., Denton, TX 76201 map
Rooster's is outside of our Dallas comfort zone, but if you find yourself in Denton it's a great place to eat some beef. Unfortunately the lack of premium components push Rooster's to the fail page.

XX. Rugby House Pub - The Rugger Burger
8604 Preston Road, Plano, TX 75024 map
We feel like Rugby House is trying too hard with this one. Creative, but too much went into the patty. The fries were nice and crispy though.

XX. Seasons 52 - Oak Fired Western Buffalo Burger
7300 Lone Star Drive, Suite C100, Plano, TX 75024 map
Seasons 52 goes against ETB's standard of gluttony, but their effort is very refreshing. They pride themselves on every entre containing less than 475 calories so their burger is small and health conscious. It was very tasty but too petite for any accolades.

XX. Smashburger - Classic Smashburger
4980 Belt Line Road, Dallas, TX 75254 map
Smashburger's effort is visually appealing, but lacking in taste, structural integrity, and bun. Their fries however are excellent. We like how they get their sweet potato fries from somebody other than the primary DFW distributor.

XX. St. Paul Cafe - Cheeseburger
1707 San Jacinto, Dallas, TX 75201 map
A good friend of eat this beef recommended this burger joint located in the middle of downtown Dallas. We gave it the old college try but this burger didn't find its place in the top ten. A shame because it had religion on its side.

XX. Stan's Blue Note - Cheeseburger
2908 Greenville Avenue, Dallas, TX 75206 map
The patty was grey and lifeless, assembly was required, and there was a puddle of butter sitting on top of the bun. Do not want.

XX. The Draft House - Cheeseburger
3940 Rosemeade Pkwy, Suite 170, Dallas, TX 75287 map
Overcooked frozen patty, lame bun and veggies, le fail.

XX. The Main Burgers and Bar - California Burger
5858 Main Street, Suite 190, Frisco, TX 75034 map
Weak effort @ The Main. The patty was dry and the burger didn't have that slap yo mamma factor.

XX. The Nodding Donkey - The Saloon Burger
2900 Thomas Avenue, Dallas, Texas 75204 map
The patty was overcooked and had too much char on the surface, weak veggies as well. The Nodding Donkey does however have the best fried pickles we've ever had!

XX. Taco Diner - Diner Cheeseburger
7201 Bishop Road, Plano, TX map
Decent burger, but it tasted like the chef tried to kick Jack In The Box's ultimate cheese burger up a notch.

XX. Toulouse Cafè and Bar - Toulouse Burger
3314 Knox Street, Dallas, Texas 75205 map
We can't get over the fact that burgers on Ciabatta buns are always dry and difficult to eat. The sirloin was overcooked as well.

XX. Union Park Gastropub - Cheeseburger
1311 Main Street, Dallas, Texas, 75202 map
A patty that was stiff and dry accompanied by weak veggies between an arid bun sent this one to the fail page.

XX. Who's Who Burger - Kobe Beef Cheeseburger
69 Highland Park Village, Dallas, TX 75205 map
Decent burger, good fries, not reasonably priced. Who's who just doesn't have what it takes. Fail!

XX. Yourway Burgers & Bar - Beef Burger
13605 Midway Ste. 120, Farmers Branch, TX 75244 map
The customization concept is nice, but no combination of ingredients is a winning effort here. The bun didn't taste homemade, the beef was bland, and the fries had so much salt they were inedible.

Help! Take me back to the good stuff!