Fail

The list disappoints. These are the burgers to avoid. You don't want to waste cash and calories here. Take our word for it and hit a place on the top ten instead. Or don't, do whatever the fuck you want. Maybe they changed chefs or something right?

Yummy Burgers & BBQ – American Liberty

God damn, if you plan not to eat for a minute, hit this spot. Very strange [old] grill flavor turned us off big time though.

Masticated in: August 2019

JC’s – JC’s Nooner Burger

Ah man, the patty was so hot it burned our mouths. Had to wait five minutes before divulging, but probs never again.

Masticated in: August 2019

BurgerIM – Angus Beef

Sonic does a better job than this dreck. Low quality ingredients, no flavor, fuck off.

Masticated in: August 2019

Brickhouse Burgers and Shakes – Brickhouse Burger

Yikes. Terrible. Bun was rock hard and it fucked up the roof of our mouths and the beef was boring.

Masticated in: July 2019

Tight Ends Sports Bar & Grill – All-American Cheese Burger

Haha. You definitely don’t go to Tight Ends for the food or service, both are really bad, but who cares, much trade-off! Such wow!

Masticated in: July 2019

Mattito’s Tex-Mex Restaurant – Cheeseburger

We heard this off menu burger is the beef bomb dot com but nah bro, nah. They put in zero effort, guess that’s why it’s off menu 🙂

Masticated in: June 2019

Rapscallion – Grass Fed Burger

Rapscallion really went downhill the second time we went about a year later. Sad. This is why we keep coming back to spots in the top ten! The bun fell apart and the pimento cheese was lost.

Masticated in: June 2019

Ross & Hall Beer Garten + Kitchen – R&H Style

No. Weak ingredients all around. Keep moving.

Masticated in: May 2019

Ross & Hall Beer Garten + Kitchen – R&H Style

Nothing to see here. Dull veg, dry patty, plastic cheese. Nah brah.

Masticated in: May 2019

The Capital Grille – The Grille’s Signature Cheeseburger

This burger is tasty, but is it worth $18? We think there are comparable options in the area that are 1/3 of the price. I know, we usually don’t care about price but cot damn, for $18 the beef should be melting in your mouth and massaging our taste buds with a happy ending. The veg is top notch though, that we like.

Masticated in: December 2018